'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
I’m gonna get laughed at for this and I don’t care but can we take a moment to recognize our garbage men and women who work so hard cleaning up our crap every day. I just feel like they get so much disrespect and they really do have an important job; think about it, where would this world be without them.
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake