'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper